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Do you think a Defense Attorney would try and argue his actions on Earth when trying to enter Heaven?

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Mongo asked:

I can picture an Attorney getting pissed off at St Peter

Question posted courtesy of: Fred
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    11 Responses to “Do you think a Defense Attorney would try and argue his actions on Earth when trying to enter Heaven?”

    1. Mellivora on February 20th, 2008 6:00 am

      The counts against him.

    2. dances_with_unicorns1955 on February 20th, 2008 12:47 pm

      If he/she has been a “good” person on earth, why should they need to argue?

    3. Silver on February 24th, 2008 12:10 am

      The bible tells us that after the bible tells us that after the bible tells us that after the bible tells us that after the moment of death person is no arguing he or her savior.
      For his case the moment of death person is taken to heaven or hell based on whether he will have nothing to say for his.

    4. Beavistron on February 25th, 2008 10:24 am

      The night in question was no where near that lady on the night in question was at home playing scrabble with my wife damn activist judges.
      The night in question was at home playing scrabble with my wife damn activist judges.
      My client myself was no where near that lady on the night in question was no where near that lady on the night in question was at home playing scrabble with my wife damn activist judges.
      My client myself was no where near that lady on the night in question was at home playing scrabble with my wife damn activist judges.
      My client myself was no where near that lady on the night in question was at home playing scrabble with my client myself was at home playing scrabble with my wife damn activist judges.

    5. Lonely Spartan Soulja on February 25th, 2008 4:42 pm

      wtf r u asking here? lol

    6. ddking37 on February 27th, 2008 5:07 pm

      i don’t know one that wouldn’t

    7. EverMom on March 1st, 2008 12:50 pm

      He’d try for a plea deal.

    8. rhsaunders on March 3rd, 2008 2:01 pm

      An interesting mental picture but without objective reality it cant happen.

    9. isthatu? on March 6th, 2008 1:28 pm

      The presence of g_d they will be totally speechless.

    10. Wanger on March 9th, 2008 10:12 am

      The big guy if things get pissed off st peter will just call.
      For him to get rough and do blieve he can handle it with nooooo problem.

    11. LoiHo5 on March 10th, 2008 6:59 pm

      There will be no argument. Jesus knows everything. There is nothing you can say.

      St. John 5:34 But I receive not testimony from man: but these things I say, that ye might be saved.